You know you're gluten intolerant when...

• You have 5 different flavors of rice cakes in your cupboard. 
• You go through a bag of 50 corn tortillas in 2 weeks. 
• The smell of pasta makes you experience withdrawals. 
• You're jealous of someone, not because she has a hot boyfriend or a cute outfit, but because she is simply holding a cupcake in her hands.
• You're willing to spend $4.00 on a single specially-made sugar cookie. 
• You become strangely excited when someone else asks for a gluten free menu at a restaurant. 
• Nothing you bake seems to turn out right, because if it contains flour, it is programmed to work against you. 
• You stop attending dessert nights altogether because it's just pointless. 
• You consider a lactose intolerant person lucky...they're spoiled because they get a pill. I get nothing.